Millennial Journal Entry 1#:
Man if I don't post this meme no one will ever know how woke and down with caring about people I am. Dammit. How will anyone ever know?
I could just try to live my life being nice but damn I really want to post a dank ass meme about it. Well fuck, guess I'll just smoke my Xanax Vape and listen to my Post Malone vinyls while dancing to Drake in the freeway traffic after I finish making my tide pod spaghetti. I wish I could afford a house if only I didn't eat all that avocado toast in my youth.
Now to go bankrupt Applebees and be blamed for it by simply not eating food from there. Next up Hooters.
I don't know why they even call them that. Owls don't have titties. They aren't even mammalian.
Life is just a perplexing mirage.
LOVE ME!!!!!!!!
End of journal entry.
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