8 random thoughts . . . . . . . . . . .

1. Is it wrong if I feel a mild quake I automatically assume overweight people are having violent sex in the apartment next to me and it'll be over soon ?

2. Is Jesus histories greatest c*ckbl*cker ..."Gee Mr. I'd love to have sex with you, but Jesus will be angry."

3. Hmmmm red velvet cake doughnut

4. Absinthe soda...it could happen, wouldn't sell, but it could happen

5. You know condoms have more than 1 use if you work in the film industry

6. Reverse Hansel and Gretel : Gingerbread people stumble on a house made entirely out of children. (Hmmm, Pixar's next movie.)

7. Razor wire slinky - 'everyone loves a holy crap it's painful'

8. Violence is only upsetting if you believe that people exist separately from your own thoughts

* Spontaneity is a fools last attempt to look sexy, but god it works

0. If humans are majority water than every time we drink water aren't we cannibals ?

11. If I made a girl laugh, sneeze, & have an orgasm at the same time would she explode ?

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