Non Cliche Sex in movies

I know that your typical blond woman bouncing up & down on some guy who's halfway covered up by a blanket in a sex scene is rather boring and horribly cliche. And that's one thing I hate. (I've also never seen "Body Heat" yet so it's not quite on this list.) But the following is my list of favorite sex scenes in cinema. They either actually make me laugh, or they remind me that's there's more than one way to film something. Totally unique and also off the top of my head but the main thing is that they are different and memorible moments within their films.

1. Y Tu Mamma Tambien (Ending & Opening of the film) (Or the whole damn movie is pretty sexy.)
2. Zack and Miri (I just love the build up to the moment and the way Kevin Smith filmed it. It's just sweet.)
3. A Clockwork Orange (Threesome scene) Greatest cinema pickup line (A girl licking a popcicle. "Well that's a bit cold and pointless isn't it my lovely."
4. Monster's Ball (This one is pretty infamous.)
5. Fight Club (Yeah I know it's only sound up until the last 2 seconds but it still makes me laugh. She falls off the bed, now that's a sexual punchline.) Also in an earlier or later scene it's been so long since I've seen the film, when he walks in and looks at a dildo in her room and she says something to the affect of 'It's not replacing you' always makes me laugh too.

~ Runner Up - "American Psycho" If you don't laugh at this, you have no soul. It's so damn funny.

*.* Also "Lolita" and "Quills" are two highly sexual films I love, but don't really have any real sex scenes in them, it's all 100% dialogue.

Remember when in life and in film . . . "Fake it til you make it." "Who doesn't dream of indulging every spasm of lust ?" ~ Marquis De Sade ~